26 noviembre 2005

An insult to the harmony of the universe

It took God several billions of years or a minute or two (some people actually say 6 days plus one for a nap) to design and create the world. Be it as it may, it must have been much more might and wisdom than any amount of these of which men can ever dream of. So you'd think the universe is ordered and in harmony. Still entropy would be a beautiful thing to think of through the eyes of the Creator...

But then came the creatures who were given time to deserve before their death and judgement.

No one can upset me this much by being rude to me.

But there are some things whose sheer existence means an insult to the idea of a harmonic universe. People who can be rude at you just because you have the understanding of things in life that actually mean something beyond people hitting a ball with a stick.

OK, this is going personal now. Have someone criticising everything I like, or about every bit of some of my most important beliefs! Let alone being rude to me now! What about him having an inner laugh at these things just because he is so sophisticatedly poor that he lacks the smallest amount of subtlety needed to abstract any of the world's worthy aspects.

But it's not all against me, I told you the order of nature must have had a headache.

Destroying a beautiful language with his obnoxious lexical limitations.
Being completely negative and rejectful of things whose only crime is that of existing in the same dimension where he exists.
Behaving absolutely immaturely (and being mature does not mean avoiding drunk-driving, it goes further. One example is knowing when to shut your mouth.)
Ever hear of pointless rudeness? People having that show you a tag that says, "get away from me".
And oh! A totally disgusting mind invasion of morbid sex that he's got...

Why would someone voluntarily endure the torture of such presence without drinking poison?

And a note for everyone who knows me (and knows how crazy I can get):
- Don't eat toast without a plate. (or don't scatter crumbs without jumping out of the 13th floor's window)
- Don't use the same knife on margarine and fruit conserves.
- Don't put your thong(flip-flop)-worn feet on my bed or table or any other surface different from the floor or burning coal.
- Don't insult people, places or things that feature on other things that belong to me or that you find on the place where I live.

Cheers to life, now I'm happy and relaxed :D

10 noviembre 2005

Mononu cleo que sí me dio sis

- A ver...

  • Dolor de Cabeza
  • Dolores musculares
  • Fiebre
  • Garganta irritada
  • Inflamación de los ganglios linfáticos (especialmente ambos lados del cuello y bajo la quijada)
  • Amigdalitis (anginas inflamadas)
  • Fatiga
  • Falta de apetito
- Sí doctora, sí doctora, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí doctora, ¡ay doctora! Hasta cree que algo me puede quitar el apetito a mí! jaja

- Tiene usted mononucleosis...
- Ay no doctora! Por qué? por QUÉ YO?... y ¿Qué es eso? jeje

- Léale!
http://kidshealth.org/parent/infections/bacterial_viral/mononucleosis.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infectious_mononucleosis

- Y con qué se cura?

- Esteee... con:

  • Mucho descanso
  • Su Paracetamol o Ibuprofen para la fiebre los dolores musculares y la inflamación
  • Ah, y unas cuantas semanas encerradito
- ¡NOOOOO doctoooora!

- Ay no sea dramático... Malo que viniera usted de un país donde la gente maneja del lado derecho y estuviera a punto de vivir un potencialmente increíble y aventurero verano en Australia!

- ...

- ¿Ve? ya se le pasará... Tenga, chupe una paletita.

- Doctora, ¿¡no le digo que no puedo ni tragar mi propia saliva!?